Too tall girl wrong side of the creek
but you're in love with James Van Der Beek
But Katie Holmes... I love you
and there is very little that I can do
Because I'm St. Ides and you're Chablis
speaking metaphorically
Katie Holmes please don't think I'm a freak

(chorus)
Whoa Katie Holmes
I just want to hold your hand
Whoa Katie Holmes
Im sensitive and in a band

Gee I love your crooked smile
Please don't think I'm juvenile
Katie Holmes you're so rad
Thinking about you it makes me sad
Cuz you're a white dove
and I am a chimpanzee
Yet another analogy
Katie Holmes please don't think I'm a stalker

Whoa Katie Holmes
I just want to hold your hand
Whoa Katie Holmes
Im sensitive and in a band

Some folks say you're the girl next door
But I believe that you are so much more
Katie Holmes your so cool
but would you please pity this fool?

Because you're like Bubbleicious
and I'm like sugar free
I promise no more similies
I even named my cat after you

Whoa Katie Holmes
I just want to hold your hand
Whoa Katie Holmes
Im sensitive and in a band