COME AND GET IT!
Whoo! We got some fresh vittles for your fat chicken
ass to snack on bitch.
So here, start with a slice of fresh piggie pie motherfucker

The first little piggy, his house is made out of wood
he lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
he likes to fuck his sister and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fucking swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
everybody knows about the wicked piggy buster
a farmer at the border tried to take me out
i threw my axe with the quickness and cut his chicken feathers out
walked in the village and into the piggie's place
he opened up the door and popped me in the face
it belew me off the porch and cracked my head in half
but i'm a juggalo, so it only made me laugh [he he]
40 in hand i rose from the dead
and through with all my might made a ping noise off his head
since we out west, i had a little fun
and pulled his fucking tongue out of the back of his cranium

Three little piggies little piggie pie
cause there's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy cry
i might chose a gun (no) i might choose an axe (yes)
the carnival of clowns come and get your piggy snacks

The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
and this little piggy is a motherfuckin dick
he sits on his bench and gets all the respect
but if i get a chance, i'm goin straight for the neck
he walked in the room and the everybody rose
locked off bucket chillin underneath my clothes
first they let the piggy now you can finally sit with
but what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet
now i see the bailiff i'm thinkin what the fuck?
i can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it up
Old ass man, i let him get away
that tied motherfucker will probably die tommorow anyway
here comes the piggy, it's time for my case
his eyes are blood red with a wicked lookin face
he saw my jokers smile and sentenced me to die
So i wrecked on the bucket and made it fuckin rain pork rinds

Three little piggies little piggie pie
cause there's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy cry
i might chose a gun (no) i might choose an axe (yes)
the carnival of clowns come and get your piggy snacks -[x2]-

The last little piggy his house is made out of gold
he lives in a mansion on his own private road
i started walking down it the guard he told me "wait"
i bounced off his head and did a jackie chan over the gate
cause this little piggy must definately fry
i'm gonna lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
and then i watched the moon take the form of the devil
and pulled it out of the sky and beat it with a shovel
people in my city, they fightin for their meals
he sleeps on a mattress stuffed with 100$ bills
a richie is the devil he never really made it
so i'm gonna take his money stacks and stuff his face with it
opened up his door, he's sleepin in his bed.
i grabbed a freakin boulder and laid it upside his head
he begs for his life i told him it's too late
and took away his dough and watched the devil suffocate
cause i mean

Three little piggies little piggy pie
cause there's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy cry
i might chose a gun (no) i might choose an axe (yes)
the carnival of clowns come and get your piggy snacks -[x4]-

Corrected by Ivana Boneya ( Thanks a lot )