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  • The Bad Touch


The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Iíd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Iíll bet youíll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and youíre getting two thumbs up
Youíve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youíre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettiní horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Iím Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Iíll show you mine "Tool Time" youíll Lovett just like Lyle
And then weíll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettiní horny now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ainít nothiní but mammals
So letís do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettiní horny now

 
     

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